Obviously, when you die, you become plant food. The plant food then becomes plants, and the plants then become squirrel food. The squirrel food then becomes squirrels, and then some crazy hick gets it in is head that squirrels make for fine game. It follows, then, that the hick shoots the squirrel and eats it. In this way, everybody is reincarnated as a hick.
[ napolean.com ] Living in Texas, I can personally attest to this. Pretty funny, too.
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